Jokes 

= = = = = Feeling a little low this is the PERFECT place for you to be ! :) = = = = Knock, Knock = = Who's there = = Cow who = = Cow go moo not who = = = = = = = = = = = = Yo mama so dum she starved in a supermarket . = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television and watches the sofa. = = = = = = = = = = = = Yo mama so old she farts out dust . = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Yo mamma's so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = There was a man from another country , he was learning english . he went to the NASA space launching center and he learned 3,2,1, take of ,and then he went to the zoo and then he learned the word Zebra . Now he wanted to try his brand new language out ,so he went up to a woman and said " 3,2,1 take of Zebra''. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Father Murphy walks into a pub and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" = = The man said, "I do Father." = = The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." = = Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" = = "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. = = "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. = = Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" = = O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." = = The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" = = O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now." = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Crazy Laws of Georgia = = = = = = = = = = Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. = = = = Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. = = = = No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. = = = = It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. = = = = In Acworth GA, All citizens must own a rake. = = = = = = In Atlana, Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. = = = = In Jonesboro, GA it is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" = = = = = = In Quitman, GA it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. = = = = = = = = = = = = Crazy laws of Hawaii = = = = = = = = = = = = Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. = = = = = = = = All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. = = = = = = = = In Honolulu, within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird = = = = = = = = = = = = Crazy Laws - Illinois = = = = You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person. = = You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile. = = In Chicago, Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. = = In Chicago, it is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. = = In Champaign IL, one may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. = = In Evanston IL, It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. = = In Moline IL, ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. = = In Zion IL, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Crazy Laws - Kansas = = = = = = If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. = = The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. = = Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. = = No one may catch fish with his bare hands. = = Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. = = In Lawrence KS, all cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. = = In Topeka KS, the installation of bathtubs is prohibited. = = In Wichita KS, before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air. = = = = = = = = =